A precocious toddler reviews popular filmsTumblr (3.0; @3ftmoviecritic)http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lczdk7Tc1r6uaxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Lorax</p> <p>Watch Time: 1.5 hrs</p> <p>“It’s about a backhoe that digs in the hard green dirt because they can’t plant a tree.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/21228282990http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/21228282990Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:28:25 -0400the loraxdr. seusstoddlerfilm reviewbackhoe<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz37wkBASv1r6uaxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Birthday, 3ft Movie Critic! </p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/17271853180http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/17271853180Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:41:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz37j7aQDD1r6uaxlo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>African Adventure 3D: Safari in the Okavango</p> <p>Watch Time: 40 minutes</p> <p>“Wow! This river water is so clean! Did nobody poop in it? Hey! That lion is sayin’, ‘I wanna eat you, warthog! I want to eat your yummy warthog meat!’”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/17271566769http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/17271566769Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:33:06 -0500african adventure 3dsafaritoddlerfilm reviewlionwarthogriver<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8UVNT4wvIGY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Gotye: “Somebody That I Used to Know”</p> <p>“Is that Daddy? That man’s hair looks like Daddy. Why does Daddy have no clothes on? How’d that man get paints all over him? Got any ideas?”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/17208757653http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/17208757653Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:52:50 -0500gotyemusic videofilm reviewtoddler<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yfySK7CLEEg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The National - Bloodbuzz Ohio</p> <p>“This man looks pretty crazy. What is he looking for? And he has a black tie and I don’t like black ties. Do you? But I’d say this Ohio swarma’ bees movie is pretty good.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/16875007397http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/16875007397Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:47:23 -0500the nationalmusic videoreviewtoddlerbloodbuzz ohio<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd3c6aQF61r6uaxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Star Wars, Original Trilogy</p> <p>Watch Time: 10 minute segments</p> <p>“Star Wars is probably an awesome movie. It’s about Yum Yum (Nien Nunb). He likes to fly around and stuff. And there’s Admiral Ackbar, too. He’s strange. And there’s these two robots who like to mostly just play around and these weird things called tauntauns. They’re kinda like wild bulls and you ride ‘em around.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/16467167750http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/16467167750Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:04:53 -0500star warsnien nunbadmiral ackbarrobotstauntaunstoddlerfilm review<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9bhqX7FB1r6uaxlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Milo and Otis</p> <p>Watch Time: entire film (wow!)</p> <p>“It’s good. Otis is a dog and Milo is a kitty cat. There’s this funny part when Milo gets in a bag and then he gets in a can. It’s really funny. And there’s a part with a crab when Otis is sitting on a piece of wood, but I wouldn’t like to tell you about that part.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/16349851498http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/16349851498Mon, 23 Jan 2012 10:10:38 -0500Milo and OtisFilm Reviewtoddlerdogcatcrab<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly00chpPQd1r6uaxlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Lion King</p> <p>Watch Time: 40 minutes</p> <p>“Everything about this movie is funny. There are hyenas and lions and baby lions. The hyenas live in big houses made out of big ‘ol stumps and horns and stuff. They are so funny. And a warthog sings “Aweemaway” with a meerkat.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/16061741089http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/16061741089Wed, 18 Jan 2012 09:31:29 -0500disneylion kingwarhotlionshyenasmeerkattoddlerfilm reviewcute<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxn6egsIYY1r6uaxlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>Tangled</p> <p>Watch Time: 1 hr</p> <p>“It’s about a little girl and a horsie but it’s not very good. A bunch of bad staff happens: chairs get knocked over and there’s lots of vines.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15673457843http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15673457843Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:13:28 -0500tangleddisneyfilm reviewtoddlerhorse<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxleozowMK1r6uaxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Downton Abbey: Season 2, Episode 1</p> <p>Watch Time: 10 minutes</p> <p>“These people aren’t very fun. But I did like the part when the tractor pulled the stump out at that farmer’s house.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15623772726http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15623772726Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:17:23 -0500downton abbeytractorfilm reviewminiseriestoddler<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxj9z4ZzRf1r6uaxlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Little Mermaid</p> <p>Watch Time: 20 minutes</p> <p>“This movie isn’t good because of the sharks. Sharks are scary because they might bite me. The little fish knows how to swim and wait for sharks. The little mermaid doesn’t know nothin’. You know what would make this movie better? Cranes. They could lift the sharks out of the water. Yeah, cranes would make it better.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15565363941http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15565363941Mon, 09 Jan 2012 08:40:16 -0500the little mermaidfishsharkscranesfilm reviewmovie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8wqo5Ch41r6uaxlo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Miracle on 34th Street</p> <p>Watch Time: 25 minutes</p> <p>“This movie is probably not very good because it just has Santas and children and mamas and daddies and sleighs and snowmen. I’m not very interested in those things because I like excavators and frontloaders. Why is there just one Santa? Did the other ones die?”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15262336465http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15262336465Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:18:24 -0500miracle on 34th streettoddlerfilm reviewsantaexcavatorfrontloadersnowmenchristmas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6ucwyiZo1r6uaxlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thunderbeast: National Geographic Special</p> <p>Watch Time: 1 hr</p> <p>“This movie has bison in it just like Ted’s Montana Grill. I don’t like that it doesn’t have any equipment but I <em>do</em> like that it has bisons.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15198121696http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15198121696Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:31:42 -0500toddlerfilm reviewbisonthunderbeastted's montana grillnational geographic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5afqcpyT1r6uaxlo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Toy Story 3</p> <p>Watch Time: 1 hr</p> <p>“This movie is good because it has a grappler that the space aliens call ‘the claw.’ And there’s a piggy bank that turns into a pig airplane. What’re they saving up for? A grappler?”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15150957891http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15150957891Sun, 01 Jan 2012 19:23:50 -0500toy story 3grapplerpiggy banktoddlerfilm review<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0vweIBCv1r6uaxlo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tron: Legacy</p> <p>Watch Time: 4 minutes</p> <p>“What is this? Some kinda grown up movie? Well, it’s not very good, is it.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15027785062http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/15027785062Fri, 30 Dec 2011 10:19:00 -0500trontoddlerfilm review<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwy424ebcr1r6uaxlo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Peter Pan</p> <p>Watch time: 30 min.</p> <p>“The problem with this movie is that there’s lots of people and boats but no equipment like frontloaders. Is Captain Hook bad? Why is his beard so long? He’s gonna kill somebody with that hook.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14953230530http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14953230530Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:22:52 -0500peter pancaptain hooktoddlerfilm review<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwy3rtuwrZ1r6uaxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Born to Be Wild 3D</p> <p>Watch time: Entire film (while occupied with popcorn)</p> <p>“The hyena bit off the baby elephant’s tail. But it’s ok, they can fix it.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14952909114http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14952909114Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:16:41 -0500born to be wild 3Dhyenaelephantstoddlerfilm review<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwu5yietBT1r6uaxlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Sound of Music</p> <p>Watch time: Scenes with goats-3 hours, scenes without goats-only long enough to realize there are no goats.</p> <p>“I only like the odelay-odelay part. The other parts aren’t good because they don’t have goats. The parts without goats are for adults or somethin.’”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14833404798http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14833404798Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:13:00 -0500the sound of musicgoatstoddlerfilm review<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwtb84vJ6O1r6uaxlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Beauty and the Beast</p> <p>Watch time: 30 hours (the 3ft Movie Critic never tires of it)</p> <p>“Gaston needs a mama to keep him out of trouble.”</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14808789541http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14808789541Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:09:39 -0500beauty and the beasttoddler3ft movie criticfilm reviewgaston<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqkckgozi1r6uaxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Merry Christmas from the 3ft Movie Critic!</p>http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14747798035http://3ftmoviecritic.tumblr.com/post/14747798035Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:33:55 -0500christmas