April 16, 2012 • 2 notes
The Lorax Watch Time: 1.5 hrs “It’s about a backhoe that digs in the hard green dirt because they can’t plant a tree.”

The Lorax

Watch Time: 1.5 hrs

“It’s about a backhoe that digs in the hard green dirt because they can’t plant a tree.”

February 8, 2012
Happy Birthday, 3ft Movie Critic! 

Happy Birthday, 3ft Movie Critic! 

February 8, 2012 • 1 note
African Adventure 3D: Safari in the Okavango Watch Time: 40 minutes “Wow! This river water is so clean! Did nobody poop in it? Hey! That lion is sayin’, ‘I wanna eat you, warthog! I want to eat your yummy warthog meat!’”

African Adventure 3D: Safari in the Okavango

Watch Time: 40 minutes

“Wow! This river water is so clean! Did nobody poop in it? Hey! That lion is sayin’, ‘I wanna eat you, warthog! I want to eat your yummy warthog meat!’”

February 7, 2012 • 1 note

Gotye: “Somebody That I Used to Know”

“Is that Daddy? That man’s hair looks like Daddy. Why does Daddy have no clothes on? How’d that man get paints all over him? Got any ideas?”

February 1, 2012

The National - Bloodbuzz Ohio

“This man looks pretty crazy. What is he looking for? And he has a black tie and I don’t like black ties. Do you? But I’d say this Ohio swarma’ bees movie is pretty good.”

January 25, 2012 • 19 notes
Star Wars, Original Trilogy Watch Time: 10 minute segments “Star Wars is probably an awesome movie. It’s about Yum Yum (Nien Nunb). He likes to fly around and stuff. And there’s Admiral Ackbar, too. He’s strange. And there’s these two robots who like to mostly just play around and these weird things called tauntauns. They’re kinda like wild bulls and you ride ‘em around.”

Star Wars, Original Trilogy

Watch Time: 10 minute segments

“Star Wars is probably an awesome movie. It’s about Yum Yum (Nien Nunb). He likes to fly around and stuff. And there’s Admiral Ackbar, too. He’s strange. And there’s these two robots who like to mostly just play around and these weird things called tauntauns. They’re kinda like wild bulls and you ride ‘em around.”

January 23, 2012 • 3 notes
Milo and Otis Watch Time: entire film (wow!) “It’s good. Otis is a dog and Milo is a kitty cat. There’s this funny part when Milo gets in a bag and then he gets in a can. It’s really funny. And there’s a part with a crab when Otis is sitting on a piece of wood, but I wouldn’t like to tell you about that part.”

Milo and Otis

Watch Time: entire film (wow!)

“It’s good. Otis is a dog and Milo is a kitty cat. There’s this funny part when Milo gets in a bag and then he gets in a can. It’s really funny. And there’s a part with a crab when Otis is sitting on a piece of wood, but I wouldn’t like to tell you about that part.”

January 18, 2012 • 15 notes
The Lion King Watch Time: 40 minutes “Everything about this movie is funny. There are hyenas and lions and baby lions. The hyenas live in big houses made out of big ‘ol stumps and horns and stuff. They are so funny. And a warthog sings “Aweemaway” with a meerkat.”

The Lion King

Watch Time: 40 minutes

“Everything about this movie is funny. There are hyenas and lions and baby lions. The hyenas live in big houses made out of big ‘ol stumps and horns and stuff. They are so funny. And a warthog sings “Aweemaway” with a meerkat.”

January 11, 2012 • 5 notes
Tangled Watch Time: 1 hr “It’s about a little girl and a horsie but it’s not very good. A bunch of bad staff happens: chairs get knocked over and there’s lots of vines.”

Tangled

Watch Time: 1 hr

“It’s about a little girl and a horsie but it’s not very good. A bunch of bad staff happens: chairs get knocked over and there’s lots of vines.”

January 10, 2012 • 7 notes
Downton Abbey: Season 2, Episode 1 Watch Time: 10 minutes “These people aren’t very fun. But I did like the part when the tractor pulled the stump out at that farmer’s house.”

Downton Abbey: Season 2, Episode 1

Watch Time: 10 minutes

“These people aren’t very fun. But I did like the part when the tractor pulled the stump out at that farmer’s house.”